Thursday, March 4, 2010

fitness "pricks"

okay guys.. my first blog post..n i seriously needed a topic. so i chose my comeback at the gym.
i always liked working out(but never i am regular) ..stepping into the gym is like entering into a warzone.everybody tries to outdo others with their "Dolle sholle".and with my kinda physique u r bound to feel like a pygmie surrounded by basketball players..
as i was working out i noticed that there are 3 kinds of ppl who come to the gym..

1>the power horses/red bulls - who are pretty serious about having a good physique.gymming is there passion and they would rather miss a movie,a party or even a date but never skip gymming.I have real respect for these guys.hats off to you people (you`ve made it! )

2>the dudes-who have"okay" kinda physique but are dressed in the most expensive training attires...they spend more time socializing and flaunting their gadgets.every time they finish a set they flex in front of the mirror expecting miracles.self obsession is the word for them. everyday they squint through mirrors, examine every part of the body and say "oh my god, whhatta body!"these people mostly gym to grab female attention(poor fellas..end up with dumb girls :P)

3>the uncles- slight gray hair, beer belly,expensive but boring training gear....thats it! you have spotted an uncle! these people are somewhat regular but everytime you see them you are bound to wonder..."this guy sweats like a pig everyday...but then, NO EFFECT!". i`ll tell you why.when he returns home he takes his share of peg.next morning wakes up..feels satisfied about visiting the gym..then stuffs aloo paratha down his throat.

But i would like to tell you about one guy who does not come under any category....
i call him the HEADTURNER- this guy...i feel is mentally sick.he suffers from split personality disorder.one half being him..the other half being a chimpanzee.he does exercises which even the trainer cant explain why its done.he dances while he works out..he meditates..he communicates with god...he practices martial arts...you imagine animal planet you see it in him.i am telling you this guy is bound to turn people`s heads when he`s around.hats off to you too "chimp-man-ji"
:D
have a great day/night!
keep smiling.
pAt Abhisek.

4 comments:

  1. wel i belong to a different category....
    the OBSERVERS !
    :D

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  3. he falls in a category that spans over all of these categories! people who leave home like power horses, reach the gym and check the chicks out there, sweat like pigs and come back home and blog about gym! of course, it goes without saying that they're mentally sick too!

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