Intelligent TV Adds(sarcasm intended)

Q>what you will find in this post?

A>Irrational Advertisements.

:D

1)JK cement-they show a girl in swimsuit walking on the beach(ya she`s got that seductive look) for the first time you see...u wonder..okay this must be the a for white mischief or durex or some holiday package...finally when you are done guessing the punch line comes up...

"iss me kuch khaas hai..JK cement"

:P WTF ?

2)Wild stone- The add features a DUDE who apparently uses this wild deo(i.e.wild stone) and he somehow possesses the power to attract women(who are usually married) and then gradually sleeps with them...

Yaar is it just a deo or sex stimulant?

u guess. :P

3) Domino`s ad -The pizza is delivered and the girls starts eating it(while standing on her balcony) and cheese drops fall on ground and guess what?? People down are hopping to catch a drop or two.Most of them in seem well dressed(i.e belonging to well to do families) are they so desperate for cheese ?Hopping for few drop of cheese that might even contain the girls saliva.. :P

guys get your own pizza/buy cheese from the nearby store.

4)Nirma ad-The same song is played...Of course there is a woman(dressed in white).She is walking on a bad road full off water puddles.A car splashes water as it passes through the bad patch...guess what happens???This woman starts saying a spell(i.e the lyrics of the song) that causes the water to freeze in mid air...and when the spell is over the water(dirty brown) settles down(disobeying all laws of physics) instead of spilling on her saree.

i have 1 question..

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE TSUNAMI DISASTER TOOK PLACE?

:P

5)DoCoMo- Normal people travelling on this train.Suddenly a guy stands up(you wonder is he gonna hijack the train? no its worse ) He starts singing.Do Doo DO...and then guess what others join him (all of them seem to be professionally trained) one after the other...they sing this jingle that seems never ending.One of the most irritating adds i`ve ever seen.People actually hate the product without even using it!

:P

This is not all.I`ll be updating this post on regular basis.

Keep smiling.

:)